Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.
It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
me when i’m not ok but I don’t want people to worry about me
imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”
so i have a friend and he just had sex then he said that when he was about to release, he pulled out of the girl and he quite panicked and there was a potted plant beside the couch so he went there and came onto the plant
ever since then, we call him “fertilizer man”